As a peace-nick, I cringe to see the extreme action Israel has taken. As a reasonable person, I know they've been taunted for some time with Hamas and their rockets. What is the solution?
The U.S. of A. has lost all capabilities to work with Arab nations diplomatically or forcefully after our current dereliction for invading sovereign nations (Iraq). So we cannot do anything on behalf of Israel, we can't step in and ask Hamas to stop. We can't send in troops because we are already overextended and on the hit list. So there is only one thing to do. Show business...
Israel needs a catchy PR campaign, like "shock and awe." We'll call it The Kosher Wars, how about that nice Star Wars ring? Their humanitarian choice of WMD will be Matzah Balls and Manischewitz that will be strategically lobbed into the Gaza Strip. This will at once confound, surprise and feed the people of Gaza. Revenge is best served cold, and on a dish associated with a rival culture.
Just as we wage cultural war on the Mideast with billboards of foxy unscarved movie starlets and hamburger joints, our Zionist allies can wage the same sneaky war to utterly piss of the Arab extremists while the moderates discover a tasty wheaty substance, and strip paint with the Kosher wine.
I, representative of the slacker generation, move that Operation Manja the Matzah begin! We shall Kvetch and Kibbitz on this no further.
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